Monday, November 27, 2006
Holidays
These days have been pretty boring days. There's pretty nothing much left to do. Movies, games, holidays everything. And now there's still more than 1 month of holidays left. And strangely in my school, there's homework for the holidays (maybe they thought we would get bored) and when there was mention of a physics test next year week 2, I thought for once the physics department was trying to be nice. Alas, I realized that week 1 of 2007 has only 2 or 3 days. Damn. Guess JC life is really different from secondary school. Where our tests were rather spaced out and there were so few and failing all of them didn't really matter. Well at least it didn't matter to me though it did get me a seat in the exclusive diamond club where I was the unofficial self-elected president. Pretty fun. Oh well, that must be all for now and probably for the rest of these hols until next year when I have to go back to that school then maybe I'll be inspired to write something nasty. Lol. I'm joking, seriously.
Thursday, November 09, 2006
Musings
Ahh these few days have been some rocking days man. First Saddam "MaDDass" Hussien is gonna get hung for some offences no one really cared about but who asked him to piss Bush off with those threats of WMDs anyway? And speaking of Bush it looks like he'll be taking a break real soon. After all the war in Iraq is taking its toll on him right? But then again no one has heard from the Democrats for more than a decade so US politics is currently a gamble between the devil and the deep blue sea. And ahem, we could well draw some similarities with Singapore politics too. PAP's been ruling since forever? But they won't be relinquishing their position as government soon given our less than credible opposition and the fact that the PAP don't seem to make half as many blunders as the Bush administration.
Now onto more local stuff. As many of you should know, the Penal Code's been revisited recently and among some of the proposed changes is the decriminalization of oral and anal sex between consenting heterosexual couples. And the first thing that came to mind was you guessed it. Tammy. Looks like she and her little boy are gonna get off the hook this time round if this change is implemented. This brings us on to oral/anal sex between gay couples. Now I'm not saying I'm gay or approve of unnatural sex but why doesn't the government approve of gay sex? This is something I really don't understand and their basis of moral considerations is really weak. Still, it's comforting to know that gay sex isn't allowed cos I cannot imagine the day when gays start making out in parks or best the MRT. Lol. Then there was the bit on marital immunity. If the changes on this are implemented, then a husband can be charged for raping his wife. Wtf man. Mr. Husband raping Dear wife? This is technically wrong right? Apparently not so if they are going through a divorce or the wife has a PPO (Personal protection order) against him or I forgot the last exception. Lol. Anyway, if a (normal) couple is undergoing divorce proceedings then it stands to reason that they can't be together usually due to "irreconcilable differences" ala Britney and "K Fed". And if that's the case then surely sex if the last thing on their minds. Or maybe not if the wife is some hottie or the man is some sex maniac. But if that's the case then the man must be out of his mind to approve or worse suggest a divorce. Oh well the law works in strange ways don't it? And then there was the bit on sex with minors overseas. See I really don't understand what the government's recent fascination with sex is. Anyway, now if you organize sex outings with minors overseas or get on with it yourself, the Police are going to have a heyday catching you with your pants down. So please don't go have sex with minors. Please it's disgusting.
That must be about all the changes they want to implement. Actually not, truth is the other changes were of little interest to me. Lol. Oh yes, there was an article today or yesterday about some guy who bought fake Viagra and was caught at the customs for consumption of Ice. Apparently, this guy's been on Viagra for some time and recently lost his job but not his sex drive. Hence he still needed Viagra but couldn't afford the real deal so he drove over the causeway to get some Indian Viagra. Why Indian I don't know. Maybe the reporter liked eating briyani or something. Anyway this Indian Viagra was much cheaper and it contained Ketamine, Ice and some other drugs. Apparently every other drug but those used in the real Viagra since the man claimed that the fake Viagra didn't "have any effect". (Except giving him a high which very well explains why he couldn't get it up.) So on that fated day, when he was supposed to get it going with his wife, he popped a fake Viagra only to have the appointment canceled at the last moment. After which he had to go to JB for some business deals. And it was at the customs that the immigration officers arrested him and he tested positive for Ice. And he was charged in court where he wound up telling his sad tale in front of a whole court room. I really pity this guy. To be caught for drugs consumed unknowingly is bad enough. To be cheated out of his money to buy Viagra. Worse. To have to recount to a whole court room this story and have it published in the papers and have everyone me included know that you are sexually dysfunctional. Priceless. Whoever said life was fair man?
And there was dear Dr M. I call him Dr M because the media calls him that and also because the spell check keeps pointing out Mahatair. Looks like M (Microsoft) Word doesn't like his name too much either. So, this fella has more or less burnt all his bridges including the curvy one supposed to replace the causeway. Let's see who is going to come to his rescue this time round. Definitely not LKY I bet. Hmm maybe he and Dr Chee could be pals or something. Both are "Doctors" and both are wired the wrong way. Sweet.
And that leaves me with my last thought for the day. The Wee Shu Min aka elitist I don't give a &^(# 'bout you poor sods scandal. I guess the stupidest thing 'bout this whole case is the damned fact that her father is an MP. Yes you read that right. Dear Daddy is a Member of Parliament. And you must be thinking just what the hell does daddy teach dearest wee shu min at home? Or maybe not given that she's an elitist in a real decent junior college on a humanities scholarship so she's probably real busy with no time to listen to daddy preach. Yea, busy reading emails her mommy's friends send her and dissing the shit out of the people in them. As expected daddy came to her defense and even some MPs agree that kids nowadays are "insensitive and provocative" with their remarks so we should pardon them. Really? Insensitive and provocative to the point of insulting someone else's pride and dignity? I guess that's really crossing the line man. It's one thing to poke fun maybe even be sarcastic but to run down a fella whom you don't even know is plain wrong. See, even I know that. And the solution to this problem? In the words of the MP who said teens might be insensitive and provocative, (Irony? Heh.) "Only through the spirit of humility and service can the barriers of arrogance, pride and snobbery be overcome." Hear, hear.
Now onto more local stuff. As many of you should know, the Penal Code's been revisited recently and among some of the proposed changes is the decriminalization of oral and anal sex between consenting heterosexual couples. And the first thing that came to mind was you guessed it. Tammy. Looks like she and her little boy are gonna get off the hook this time round if this change is implemented. This brings us on to oral/anal sex between gay couples. Now I'm not saying I'm gay or approve of unnatural sex but why doesn't the government approve of gay sex? This is something I really don't understand and their basis of moral considerations is really weak. Still, it's comforting to know that gay sex isn't allowed cos I cannot imagine the day when gays start making out in parks or best the MRT. Lol. Then there was the bit on marital immunity. If the changes on this are implemented, then a husband can be charged for raping his wife. Wtf man. Mr. Husband raping Dear wife? This is technically wrong right? Apparently not so if they are going through a divorce or the wife has a PPO (Personal protection order) against him or I forgot the last exception. Lol. Anyway, if a (normal) couple is undergoing divorce proceedings then it stands to reason that they can't be together usually due to "irreconcilable differences" ala Britney and "K Fed". And if that's the case then surely sex if the last thing on their minds. Or maybe not if the wife is some hottie or the man is some sex maniac. But if that's the case then the man must be out of his mind to approve or worse suggest a divorce. Oh well the law works in strange ways don't it? And then there was the bit on sex with minors overseas. See I really don't understand what the government's recent fascination with sex is. Anyway, now if you organize sex outings with minors overseas or get on with it yourself, the Police are going to have a heyday catching you with your pants down. So please don't go have sex with minors. Please it's disgusting.
That must be about all the changes they want to implement. Actually not, truth is the other changes were of little interest to me. Lol. Oh yes, there was an article today or yesterday about some guy who bought fake Viagra and was caught at the customs for consumption of Ice. Apparently, this guy's been on Viagra for some time and recently lost his job but not his sex drive. Hence he still needed Viagra but couldn't afford the real deal so he drove over the causeway to get some Indian Viagra. Why Indian I don't know. Maybe the reporter liked eating briyani or something. Anyway this Indian Viagra was much cheaper and it contained Ketamine, Ice and some other drugs. Apparently every other drug but those used in the real Viagra since the man claimed that the fake Viagra didn't "have any effect". (Except giving him a high which very well explains why he couldn't get it up.) So on that fated day, when he was supposed to get it going with his wife, he popped a fake Viagra only to have the appointment canceled at the last moment. After which he had to go to JB for some business deals. And it was at the customs that the immigration officers arrested him and he tested positive for Ice. And he was charged in court where he wound up telling his sad tale in front of a whole court room. I really pity this guy. To be caught for drugs consumed unknowingly is bad enough. To be cheated out of his money to buy Viagra. Worse. To have to recount to a whole court room this story and have it published in the papers and have everyone me included know that you are sexually dysfunctional. Priceless. Whoever said life was fair man?
And there was dear Dr M. I call him Dr M because the media calls him that and also because the spell check keeps pointing out Mahatair. Looks like M (Microsoft) Word doesn't like his name too much either. So, this fella has more or less burnt all his bridges including the curvy one supposed to replace the causeway. Let's see who is going to come to his rescue this time round. Definitely not LKY I bet. Hmm maybe he and Dr Chee could be pals or something. Both are "Doctors" and both are wired the wrong way. Sweet.
And that leaves me with my last thought for the day. The Wee Shu Min aka elitist I don't give a &^(# 'bout you poor sods scandal. I guess the stupidest thing 'bout this whole case is the damned fact that her father is an MP. Yes you read that right. Dear Daddy is a Member of Parliament. And you must be thinking just what the hell does daddy teach dearest wee shu min at home? Or maybe not given that she's an elitist in a real decent junior college on a humanities scholarship so she's probably real busy with no time to listen to daddy preach. Yea, busy reading emails her mommy's friends send her and dissing the shit out of the people in them. As expected daddy came to her defense and even some MPs agree that kids nowadays are "insensitive and provocative" with their remarks so we should pardon them. Really? Insensitive and provocative to the point of insulting someone else's pride and dignity? I guess that's really crossing the line man. It's one thing to poke fun maybe even be sarcastic but to run down a fella whom you don't even know is plain wrong. See, even I know that. And the solution to this problem? In the words of the MP who said teens might be insensitive and provocative, (Irony? Heh.) "Only through the spirit of humility and service can the barriers of arrogance, pride and snobbery be overcome." Hear, hear.
Sunday, November 05, 2006
Hols
It's been ages since I've touched this space but I feel rather bad riding on Blogger's bandwidth yet contributing nothing to it. So here I am with nothing to write about. Well I couldn't very well talk about school so it brings us back to the timeless subject of PW.
So PW is in its final stages. The birth pains they call it. But actually I find it rather painless. Yep. Cos the only thing that's left of this bloody subject is the OP (Oral Presentation) which determines if you're orally proficient one way or another. (Now, now don't think otherwise.) And in my humble opinion (IMHO), there's no way to prepare for OP. I mean what do you plan to do? Practice your lines in front of the mirror for half hour sessions 5 times a day? Hell no. Or keep clicking those slides till you know exactly the time taken and the type of animation used for each line? Like &$*# I will. Best thing you can do is hide those damned scripts and go watch some movies. Well that's what I keep telling myself so let's just keep it that way.
There's really nothing much more worth mentioning here except for the fact that everyone seems to be DoTAing lately. Really cool but please don't IM me to DoTA after 11. Worse still, call my home to ask me. That's about all for now. Time to proceed with my other nocturnal activities. Sleeping.
So PW is in its final stages. The birth pains they call it. But actually I find it rather painless. Yep. Cos the only thing that's left of this bloody subject is the OP (Oral Presentation) which determines if you're orally proficient one way or another. (Now, now don't think otherwise.) And in my humble opinion (IMHO), there's no way to prepare for OP. I mean what do you plan to do? Practice your lines in front of the mirror for half hour sessions 5 times a day? Hell no. Or keep clicking those slides till you know exactly the time taken and the type of animation used for each line? Like &$*# I will. Best thing you can do is hide those damned scripts and go watch some movies. Well that's what I keep telling myself so let's just keep it that way.
There's really nothing much more worth mentioning here except for the fact that everyone seems to be DoTAing lately. Really cool but please don't IM me to DoTA after 11. Worse still, call my home to ask me. That's about all for now. Time to proceed with my other nocturnal activities. Sleeping.
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